转载：命令行幽默

jerryfleming · 发表于 2005-4-7 12:16:19

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来自http://www.csd.uwo.ca/staff/magi/personal/humour/Computer_Audience.html

这是一组有趣的UNIX命令。Shell环境是csh或sh，提示符是%，
在大部分Unix/Linux系统上可以得到下面这些有趣甚至爆笑的
输出结果：

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% ar t God
ar: God does not exist

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create
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niechao · 发表于 2005-4-7 17:42:04

:-) :-) :-)
笑得有点晕
强人~~

BOoRFGOnZ · 发表于 2005-4-7 19:37:24

yttlovezxx · 发表于 2005-4-11 17:16:22

强人那！

headfor21 · 发表于 2005-4-11 19:15:52

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

文竹 · 发表于 2005-4-15 15:18:54

呵呵！

wanggang · 发表于 2005-4-15 20:19:41

还有么？

panlm · 发表于 2005-4-17 14:19:38

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

??有趣吗？
当前目录下没有名为"food in cans"的文件，当然会报错。
不觉得有什么意思呀。

jerryfleming · 发表于 2005-4-18 09:03:22

我只是转载啊，原文：http://www.csd.uwo.ca/staff/magi/personal/humour/Computer_Audience.html

幽默的情景需要幽默的心去领略，仁者见仁，智者见智吧。

客游 · 发表于 2005-4-18 10:39:38

panlm，你就不能理解一下她的字面意思吗？没有幽默感，和合和合海河和

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